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Pumpkin was fussing that she didn't want to be last for photos. It was a moot at this point since she was the last one I was taking photos of. It took a bit but we were finally able to take a better picture.
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Honey after being told Pumpkin's wounds were worse than hers: "I was wounded saving my country!!! And, now you're saying Pumpkin's injured worse than me? And give her all the GLORY?!?!" Then this morning when I mentioned how I was going to post this on my blog, she said, "Do you want me to repeat…
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Sister: Brother, who is your new gymnastics teacher? Brother: Megan; she's blonde with blue eyes. Me: What color are my eyes? Silence.
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…it has not been one of your better mothering days: In quick succession, your children say after you've herded them into the car (finally!) "Are you tired?" and "I bet your throat is dry after all that yelling."
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For a while now, Pumpkin has been yelling "Bah!" at her sisters whenever they have displeased her. I finally asked her what that meant. She replied, "You're poopy!"
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Overhead today from Pumpkin: Now you will comprehend the powah of the dahk side. Too much Star Wars, maybe?
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Brother: I want to be like Father Richard when I grow up. Pumpkin: Bald?
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The other day, Honey wanted me to spell Mary for her (she was pretending to be Mary Poppins at Disney World signing autographs). I started with M-A-R. She screeched for asked me to stop after the R because she was having trouble writing it to her satisfaction. Here's what followed: Honey: What's next? Me: Y…
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In an effort to make her feel better, I told Pumpkin that I loved her. Here's how she interpreted that as she yelled down to her sisters (the ones who had upset her): Guys, mommy loves me more than you!
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From Brother to the Tooth Fairy: Dear Tooth Fairy, This is the sixteenth tooth I've ever losin I would like a one hundred dollar bill.P.S. Dont forget to write back If only it were that easy.
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